Cum

It’s coffee with a lot of thick milk

Hey Sam you want some cum
Ok

by Ramen110738 February 14, 2022

Reverse cumming

When the sheer determination of avoiding child support makes your testicles absorb the cum back out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw

NOOOO!!! THIS IS MY FIFTH CHILD! Reverse cumming powers, ACTIVATE!

by TestTickles69 January 11, 2024

Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

Cum

What I do when I see my sister

When I see my sister I cum

by OiPadre March 15, 2022

Cum overload

When you have to much cum that is fills your dick entirely with seamen more than the water in Africa

cum overload inbound

by The wisdom man January 30, 2020

cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.

Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.

by farco_ April 27, 2024

randy cummings

Vodka and Crystal Light. Born of the outdoors but classy enough for yer mom.

"Bartender, I'll have a Randy Cummings."
"Sure Mom, here you go."

by So__Real September 9, 2020