d-pology

a boyfriend's way of apologizing with dick, i.e SEX

Charlie felt bad about being late to my party, but his d-pology made me forget I was ever mad to begin with

by eatingboys November 27, 2017

d-gatesing

the act haveing unprotected sex with a girl in the trunk of a car

i walked past tommys car and he was just d-gatesing some girl in it.

by miamimonee March 5, 2008

d o g g o

bark

love a doggo

your d o g g o has much cute

by um bum ba wae July 20, 2020

D-Lube

An innovation from the good people at Dyson technologies that moisturizes with a KY-derivitive mist to remedy excessive drying that may result from D-blading.

I was so dry after d-blading, thank goodness for the D-lube.

by Ligua Frank-a November 16, 2013

Hannah D

Very kind and loving. Super intelligent and an amazing friend to have. She can be over dramatic but that's just her sensitivty shinning through. She'll you out during touff times and give you check ups on your fellings. She is a nice bottom and hair. Don't cross her or else it could end deadly for you. She likes her starbucks, family, her dog, but overall her pet rock. You'll one day see her in a magazine and think "damn" wish I could have tapped that. Before you know it she'll slip out of your graps and you'll loose her foever. So if you get to meet a women like this don't let her go.

Hannah D got a big D

by carebearcare November 22, 2021

d-ups

The act of working out by lifting yourself up and down with nothing but your erection

Ex. Push ups with your dick

“I haven’t done my D-ups yet man I can’t come over”

by Yeetusominus June 8, 2019

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i am not aloud to name my friends so i would say hi to them so i am going to say
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by ImaLineOfCode February 12, 2024