fudge in a fart box

An exclamatory statement: A quick and disgusting way to remind everyone That a bowl movement is inevitable. Also used to describe situations that share thematically and emotively the same concept.

"Oh, fudge in a fart box! I fumbled my keys and they dropped down through the sewer grate!"

by In the gutter, as usual December 10, 2016

Fart Muscle

ASS cheeks

My girl friend is on her period so i stuck my penis in her fart muscles

by Mr. Hustlehands December 18, 2016

Fart dick

When your dick hard then you see what's underneath the broads clothes and your boner takes a fart and goes limp.

I took the broad home for sexy time, but she took her clothes off and I had fart dick.

by Badonti January 29, 2017

Fart Plow

when you pull out and it makes that farty sucktion noise.

Man she was so tight. Kept fart plowing all night.

by TiggleJam January 25, 2017

Grudge Fart

A special type of gaseous leak from ones ass that heads straight for ones own nasal cavity very fast. As if the fart Is going to give you a piece of his mind for birthing him.

I pulled off my covers only to be greeted by a grudge fart making me and my friends gag.

"Dude I swear that fart has it out for me! Must've been a grudge fart."

by M3NTALXHAZARD January 17, 2017

spent fart

A fart that has been spent. E.g a fart that is no longer available

Man that was a spent fart, I couldn't smell nothing

by Rae Rae October 19, 2015

Fart Parlour

A reception room, more notable in historical buildings, where one may excuse themselves to emit gas from the anus without judgement or scrutiny from peers.

Please flip over and fluff the pillows in the Fart Parlour as they are looking a little flat.

I do not need to use the lavatory so I will relieve my stomach pains in the Fart Parlour

by Revelin Eleven October 30, 2015