hand to mouth disease

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a case of hand to mouth disease and am fat.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

Dwarf Hand

When short girl gives handjob

Yoo yesterday i got dwarf hand from that fine shyt

by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025

Hand Hooker

One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.

Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?

She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .

by Trudilicious December 31, 2023

Cum Hands

A high-five that is shared directly after you and another person masturbate, preferably without washing your hands first.

Last night me and Dillon came at the exact same time, we had to do Cum Hands after!

by AlexJonesInDisguise July 23, 2020

hand-o-saurous

A new type of dinosaur discovered by researchers Elijah Kruse and Blake Sorenson. They discovered the fossils in southern Minnesota along the MN River while on a business trip. And yes, it is purposefully spelled wrong.

Did you see that new Hand-O-Saurous sculpture?

by GoebelBeast December 15, 2017

Mikes-Hotel-Hand

A two fingered gesture when you want others to move.

“As we pulled up at the hotel we saw the window of the Emira open and Mikes-Hotel-Hand slide out telling us where to park.”

by RS Grant February 27, 2024

Chonk hand

A fat to fat-ish hand

Bro you got a real chonk hand

by 0mqe October 6, 2020