Your mom

No your mom

Your mom no to dad

by Thatoneweirdgirlllll July 15, 2021

Ur Mom

A come back or how to answer someone if they want to hang out and u don’t

A: You’re so stupid

B: Ur Mom

A: I-I—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: Ur Mom

A: oh ok……Well maybe another time! bye :/

by anonymous March 22, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur mom is the person who gave birth to you. Who says she loves you (possibility). AND WOULD "D!E" FOR U.

Ur mom has a mental problem so you must watch her 365-24-7. FOREVER!!!!!

by Beluga_UwU123 April 22, 2022

your mom

A dumbass reply to a question. Everyone thinks that it is cool, but really, it is super dumb.

Person 1: "Hey whatcha bring for lunch?"
Person 2: "Your mom".
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lolitisme November 25, 2018

Ur mom

So fat ass person who takes your dads money all the time and sleeps

Hey kid, Ur moms gay.

Ur mom, HAHAHA

by dodobirdsRepicx6 April 2, 2022

mom at arms

Having a great body but have saddle bag arms. From afar the illusion is the arms look buff. Widely used reference to Man-At-Arms from He-Man.

Did you end hook up with that cougar we saw at the bar? No bro, she was Mom At Arms!

by Spf100 June 17, 2018

MOM

A person who gave birth to you.sometimes you ike her and someties you dont,and sometimes you dont have one if you dont im sorry.And if shes a christain good luck not wanting to go to church

mom:go clean your room !!!!
Daughter/son:No!!
Mom:spanks you lol

by EPIC_CORPSEHUSBAND- LOVER4484 November 8, 2020