wannabe fucking

When you wish you were getting some but you're a pussy asss bitch.

Bro: Man, I'm sore af from last night.
Me: Why? Too much wannabe fucking?
Bro: damn, I didn't even get that far!

by drkillface July 12, 2018

Fat fucking whale

You rock the greasy hair babe🤤you’re slighty over weight but dont even worry about it

They dont call you coral for nothing your a fat fucking whale xx

by 123hiv September 3, 2018

push fucking

When your penis is so huge it can bulldoze a girl against the wall

Tyrone was push fucking Delilah and there is a huge hole in the wall

by Fireguy47 September 6, 2018

Straw-fucking

It's when you put one straw's tip inside another straw's tip and try to spit alcohol (or whatever else) back and forth to blow it into the other person's mouth.

Person 1: Hey give me your face. Let's put our straws together. Because this is so fun and cute.
Person 2: Uh.. what? uh.. okay?
Person 3: Are you guys....really... straw-fucking? BYE.

by fuckyourfacetrickbitch September 23, 2018

ryan fucking parsae

ryan, ryan, ryan... O RYAN YOU SCREWED UP AGAAAAAINNNN. This person is very obsessed with garlic bread and will steal it the instant he sees it, making him a bully. ahem not. this person also cusses at people almost every second on discord and earrapes every person who mentions garlic bread. and you can probably tell by now that he is obese on garlic bread.... o ryan... you did it again... poor private ryan

ryan fucking parsae stole my damn garlic bread again.. o well

by sogasoidglsd October 8, 2018

Puke-fucking

When you fuck someone with puke covering your dick/finger.

Probably not popular porn wise, but I just got it from Lucifer Valentine, who's probably dead. Rest in peace.

Lucifer: Man, gotta love puke-fucking, ey?

Interviewer: Uhhhh, yeah

by ChaoticStixx October 20, 2018

Obus fuckin slee

When someone says something stupid that’s actually obvious

Did the girl break her ankles when she jumped off the bridge, obus fuckin slee

by Lil priiit October 25, 2018