Slipped finger syndrome

This is an almost autonomous and impulsive urge to hover over the buy button on a Most Haunted Experience event. Before you know it you’ve booked another one. There is believed to be no cure for this....

I don’t know how I’ve done it I’ve just booked another MHE event, it must be slipped finger syndrome again

by Ghostie September 26, 2018

Trapping Fingers

the type of fingers yo local soundcloud rapper producer usually got. long, skinny fingers and long nails. yo church pianist got that too.

" This nigga got trapping fingers. you make music?"

by babiboo September 26, 2018

69 wizard fingers

The thing ever

Dude did you see 69 wizard fingers new album

by 69 wizard fingers October 5, 2018

Finger Boning

Fingerblasting whilst in motion.

Were you guys finger boning in the back of that cab last night?

by Tit Tickler October 6, 2018

Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 May 28, 2018

Bend the finger

Smoke weed.

Do you want to bend the finger?

by Fayed May 31, 2018

p finger

Penis fingers, because you fuck everything you touch.

Greg, you really p fingered that report at our work job.

by mmmmchicken June 2, 2018