Crocodile Cum 

A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.

I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.

Crocodile Cum by AhnikSaur March 30, 2020

Vocal cum 

When you let everything you want to say all out at once

When caitlin is very annoyed she has vocal cum

Vocal cum by Bigmankarl69 May 15, 2020

Heart cum 

When something or someone makes you happy enough for your heart to cum (because you’re so excited)

Gerard way in a tuxedo makes my heart cum.

Heart cum by Silly_poots August 4, 2020

Garga Cum 

When you are having sex and you're about to bust but you tell your partner to wait a second and play the Luxnbrg Gargamel song - busting just as they say "Gargamel" in the song.

-Damn, can't wait to Garga Cum on my partner later tonight!

Garga Cum by Random Garga April 5, 2023

Tears and cum 

1. When your beating your so damn much and you haven’t came so u keep going shredding up your to the point where you cry from the pain

2.When your dad beats u with his massive cock and u know it’s wrong so u cry but u low key like it and goo on his face

3 when your doing something wrong and cum

Friend2:Omg dude my grandma just died I barely even knew her.
Friend: Im so sorry bro why are you so sad if you didn’t even know her though
Friend2: tears and cum man, tears and cum *starts to sob*

Tears and cum by Big -d March 12, 2019

Ticking Time Cum

When either your phone or your cumputer is at 1% and you have a race against the clock to get that cumsplosion off beofore your battery goes dead.

This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.

Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.

Davis: Bro last night I finally mastered the Ticking Time Cum. I was scrolling through the hub preparing my content when I realized my phone was on 1%! Leaving me with little time to spare, I lazered in on my go to, Brandi Love. I yanked that shit like Ive never yanked before. I made it with just enough time to spare, my phone died 4 seconds after my climax. It was exhilarating.

Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.

Ticking Time Cum by EnemaBucket September 28, 2020

Heir to the Cum Throne 

A man (necessarily) that is capable of wielding the Cum Sceptre to its full potential, essentially being able to achieve Godhood via Cum

Nathan: Dude I masturbated 6 times today
Tony: Dude, it's 2 am... You might be a heir to the cum throne!

Heir to the Cum Throne by Cum-Lord November 23, 2020