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big juicy purple penis

when a mans penis becomes hard big purple and juicy
"jacks penis became big juicy purple penis after he fucked nick last night"
by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022
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penis sex man 69

Man I wish I was as cool as penis sex man 69
by penis sex man 70 February 22, 2021
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How Big Is Your Penis?

Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.
Dexter: Bro I just got to level 138 on Runescape!!!!!
Paul: Wait, how big is your penis?
by The B Master March 20, 2011
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Crème De La Penis

Male ejaculate; typically used instead of words such as "cum" or "jizz". Predominantly used ironically or comedicly to mock pretentious vocabulary.
I didn't "juzzle his cum", I indulges in his Crème de la penis.
by DaddyDroid9000 December 30, 2018
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squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005
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I Got A Big Penis

The biggest lie ever told by a man (or possibly, a woman)
Lady GaGa: I got a big penis.
Me: Good on- I believe it.
by PseudonyMaName October 17, 2011
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A really mean penis

Just a really mean penis :/
Jim:Bro, you have a really mean penis.
Dan: I know right. :(
by Digiphoenix December 25, 2017
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