Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

Hole dick

when your dick falls of and theres a hole.

"Man my hole dick hurts"

"let my lick it for you"
"that is what homes are for"

by Harry person October 21, 2019

Hole

A bottomless pit of porpoise tears newport butts and lobstah screams

Shes a fucking hole nobody escapes from her misery pit

by Crackerrjack January 5, 2023

Caca booty hole

A person who likes to shove their finger in your ass hole.

“Jenny, can I be a caca booty hole?”
“Ofc!”

by H ê ḻ p April 12, 2022

Miss-hole

A woman's vagina, or any orifice on a female presenting person.

Hannah's miss-hole was itchy but she was embarrassed by the idea of scratching it on the crowded bus.

by Cletus Felix November 25, 2019

Ham Hole

When your back runs into your hamstrings because of the lack of ass. This is in reference to where your asshole should be if you had an ass (asshole). The equivalent of a kankle for your missing cheeks.

Mags, quit bending over! Your ham hole is showing! …..bro, where’d your ass go?

by Camagja May 15, 2024

Ass hole

Literally anyone who is rude because you like a certain thing such as MLP/MLB/SVTFOE/FNAF/ Etc,

Ass hole: haha you like mlp? Grow up!
Person with decency: you’re a asshole

by Gothwithsomedecency April 16, 2021