Flaming Butt Monkey

noun: A cute name for an exuberant homosexual male.
Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.

Anne: Who is Jerry?

Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!

Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.
by RedDan69 March 12, 2011
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Angry white monkey

When you take a shit, jizz on it then throw it at someone while smacking them in the face.
She pissed me off so I gave her an angry white monkey.
by Leannbutterfly21 July 17, 2016
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my wet monkey

Wet = slippery, juicy
Monkey = love box, pussy, pleasure place
So....My Wet Monkey is My slippery, juicy love box
Also an adult website I think
by Marli2 November 16, 2009
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purple monkey dishwasher

A nonsense phrase seen widely in an early Simpson's episode. Added at the end of a Chinese whisper, ironically, as there are few if any phrases which can be mistaken for "purple monkey dishwasher". For this reason, it is sometimes used to check if communications are working properly, instead of ie. "testing" "mic check" "test test 1 2 3 check" and/or "syphilis".
"Say purple monkey dishwasher, if you can hear this."
by Overheal June 08, 2009
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eat your monkey

If you are lucky enough, to have the abillity to suck your own balls, it is called "eating your monkey"
Hey Boys, I can't join you in the orgy festivities tonight. Gotta go home and eat my monkey!
by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003
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Mr Monkey Pants

A complete and utter cock who won't take no for an answer.
"He wasn't a shit awful boyfriend, or even a stalker, he was like mr monkey pants!"

by White Shadows August 08, 2006
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Crystal Monkey palace

A place where people wear a lot of shiny shit, but are dumber than a box of rocks. A small office space full of officers that don't know thier ass from a hole in the ground.
While at Marine Corps Detachment, Aberdeen Proving Grounds, I stopped by the Crystal Monkey Palace to see what kind of crazy bullshit they had planned next.

Dan loves to pull his puppet strings at the Crystal monkey palace to show off his self claimed power.
by Jose Osorio November 26, 2003
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