2 for 1 special

When Katlyn and Jeremy sell jars of farts together its a 2 for 1 special...

Kat and Jeremy gave me that 2 for 1 special

by Cold_carnation January 15, 2022

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When you and your best friend face fuck the same girlfriend at her best friend’s house. You both got action and fucked over her best friend

Andre: I got with Sacha

George: so did I
Andre: poor Ann, we did it at her house
George: 2 for 1 special

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2 for 2

As in 2 out of two things worked out!

“Bro, I got my first job and it pays hella well!”

“Woah, 2 for 2, good job dude!”

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Dude: Hey, I don't wanna be cool. I'm too school for that!
Other dude: So you're 2 school 4 cool?
Dude: Yup gotta get them A's!

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Person 1: I hate you!
Person 2: `~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞
Person 1: *cries*

ugh shut up you goofy lil`~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞...

by Iampotato9749 September 21, 2023

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When a woman puts her pink nipples in a guys asshole

I picked both of his legs up while he spread his asscheeks. And slowly inserted my titties in his eager asshole. I performed the 2 pinks in the stink

by Mrs. Dr. PP April 11, 2021

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art buddy 2 is the second person you got to an art museum with. you might like them more than the first time

jeff: how was your art museum trip
gabriel: im down bad for art buddy 2

by joe_bidome November 30, 2021

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