Indian Cum Giver 

When you're banging a chick and you cum in her vag then have her sit on your face and you suck that cum right back out.

Guy: "I raw-dogged this chick last night and busted inside of her and I'm worried she's not good enough for my seed. What should I do?"

Helpful friend: "Dude next time be an Indian Cum Giver, I never trust a hoe."

Indian Cum Giver by 640FortFace April 30, 2015

flying cum god 

when a man grows wings and begins to fly with a light on his back while cumming, to emanate a god cumming
this can also be used on people then it will be known as a flying cum god lord.

i was walking in the park and some guy pulled a flying cum god on the tree and I ran so it didn't become a flying cum god lord.

flying cum god by penisleggyface December 6, 2017

post-cum wisdom 

The clarity needed before making any decision involving females, but gained only after ejaculation. Once ejaculation has occurred one can begin to think with the correct head.

Man, it sounds like you need some post-cum wisdom...

Wtf did you do? Did you have post-cum wisdom??

post-cum wisdom by The smartest and wisest February 10, 2019

desk cum 

When a male ejaculates on the desk of co worker in order to setup a scene for a photographic hobby.

Hey Ian, can you create some desk cum and send me a photo?

desk cum by Jeromezone May 6, 2019

British Cum Cheese

When you have the most intense masturbation session and have the white sticky substance get stuck in the foreskin and you scream like an ole’ british chap

BLOODY FUCK HAROLD! I just had the most INSANE British Cum Cheese incident!

British Cum Cheese by CumCheese69 July 1, 2019

Spiderman cum

When you ejaculate and the cum not only shoots an impressive distance but forms elastic webbing like how Spiderman shoots web

Dude, is that Spiderman cum on my desk?
No, I don’t ejaculate like that it must have been you!

Spiderman cum by SushiWarlord November 25, 2019

Big Cum Stain 

The thing you don’t want your grandma to see

Grandma:What is a Big cum stain
You:Something that happens after I finish jerking off

Big Cum Stain by Costas House November 28, 2019