Guy Buy

When you go with a lady you presume to be a queen to be a queen to buy coffee paraphernalia . EX: She points at $3,000.00 espresso machine and you buy it.

Friend: Where did you get this $3000.00 Espresso machine Leeann?

Leeann: It was a guy buy I had him eating right out of my hand that weekend I went to visit.

by TheChameleonofChemistry April 04, 2022

Such a guy

A classic, stereotypical man who acts like a neanderthal, not thinking logically, but childishly

*cleans something messy with his bare hands instead of a rag* “wow, you act like such a guy”

by Ryleeexo May 21, 2022

green lorax guy

a green suspisious looking character from the lorax

muh hahahahahaha i have sent the green lorax guy to the world he is hilariuos so yay

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

fat guy in a comically small truck

Exactly what the name is. A fat-ass I'm a tiny truck

911 what is your emergency?

Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!

Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.

by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 31, 2023

Backdoor Bad Guy

A person who presents themself as kind, but is evil behind closed doors.

"John is such a great person."
" Nah, he killed my best friend. He's just another backdoor bad guy."

by onlyabt September 21, 2018

Punani Guy

This Guy Who is Really Cool. Has a friend named Cobbie who has a really really small Penis, A Micropenis.

Punani Guy has a friend named Cobbie.

by Punani Guy April 17, 2022

Unwise Guys

Washed up frat boy that never grows up

Those UnWise Guys have dad bods and the sense of humor of a college freshman

by Lala Pepperstine March 05, 2019