Typically an adolescent who is overly friendly, shares too many details of their life which are largely fabricated, and wants to be your best friend even though you just met. Often disheveled in appearance with a perpetual red Kool Aid stain around their lips. Another defining characteristic is consuming discarded food (typically sweets) left out in public, not out of hunger, but just on impulse. They lack any form of social awareness and boundaries. Unfortunately, they are often from broken homes and families of neglect.
Hey Eric, you know that cupcake that got left out on the park bench yesterday? I just saw that poop kid who wouldn't leave us alone earlier go over and eat it.
by LifeGivingMagus January 21, 2024

by LA Bear May 11, 2022

Person who tries to draw attention to their medium size rear end using explicit attention seeking attire, posture or walk.
by UrbanDefinator May 27, 2021

person 1: Horror, pain, I’ve felt it all. After approximately 137 minutes on the toilet with no hope I was scared I new my stomach wasn’t going down without a fight. In the background I could hear my family laughing and having a wonderful time, and yet again I was in the dark all alone just me the toilet and my poop. Years of spending hours on the toilet fearing for my life I grabbed my iPhone and searched “Music to help you poop” after scrolling for sometime I found this, it stood out to me I had hope for the first time. As I was about to tap, my stomach new the war was over, I could hear noises coming from my stomach but I ignored it just tapped on this video and for the first time it came out without any pushing or screaming. Shit was everywhere in the toilet I couldn’t help myself but cry it was the first time something so beautiful happened. After hours on this toilet I could be here for seconds now. When I walked in the dark scary hopeless room, I could now walk out empty and now play with my family again it’s been hours since I’ve seen their faces.
person 2: what the fuck
person 2: what the fuck
by bigpoopoodiarrheaman October 11, 2022

by keeleyyy February 11, 2021
