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Penis Butter Belly Sandwich

When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”
Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.
by daddyblast69 April 13, 2023
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guacamole nigga refrigerator penis

The first word that was invented. Has lot's of religious meanings behind it but there are not so many people left that understands the meaning. You're only alowed to use the word in sexcaves and at disneypark.

Phil Swift named his son after the powerful word.
Mom : U gay nigga?
Son : No G U A C A M O L E N I G G A R E F R I G E R A T O R P E N I S

Mom : im so sorry son, i will never ask u something like that ever again, wanna fuck?
Son : I mean.... we are in alabama so why not
Dog : guacamole nigga refrigerator penis
by wallah March 8, 2019
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How osty is your penis

The amount of osty your penis is. Typically refered to when someone is mad at another individual.
Dude u fucked my sister? How osty is your penis!
by Dogeater54 February 19, 2019
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your penis is hanging out

Another way of saying your nose is out of your mask
Adam: hey Tanya your penis is hanging out!
Tanya: What?!
Tanya: Ohhhhhh my nose haha.
by Obamas pinky toe February 1, 2022
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big juicy purple penis

when a mans penis becomes hard big purple and juicy
"jacks penis became big juicy purple penis after he fucked nick last night"
by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022
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penis sex man 69

Man I wish I was as cool as penis sex man 69
by penis sex man 70 February 22, 2021
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How Big Is Your Penis?

Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.
Dexter: Bro I just got to level 138 on Runescape!!!!!
Paul: Wait, how big is your penis?
by The B Master March 20, 2011
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