Poké-Nut-November

It's a challenge, where you generate a random number for each day of November and use it to choose a Pokémon from the Pokédex.
Now search for some Rule34 hentai stuff for your Pokémon of today and fap to the pic or doujin.

Dude 1: "Wich Pokémon did you get yesterday at Poké-Nut-November ?
Dude 2: Gardevoir
Dude 1: Oh Boy you're lucky, I had to fap to some weired Bulbarsaur tentacle hentai pics!
Dude 3: You call Bulbasaur an humiliation ??? I had to watche some fucked up Charizard gay furry hentai!!!

by doesnotjerkofftohentai December 20, 2019

spongebob sqare nuts

When u have to make a joke in stem class or when your as bored as hell

Hey dude guess what is funnier than 69 spongebob sqare nuts

by Sir vbwd February 06, 2018

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "

Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.

by Gernansky February 14, 2008

Post-nut regret

When you busted a nut yet you regret doing something I,e getting caught after ejaculating.

I had post-nut regret because my mom found me.

by HahaNut27 May 01, 2019

Nut up or shut up

It means that you either gotta whip your dick out, nut it up, and get your shit done, or stop talking, sit down, and keep quiet.

Person 1: My throat hurts really bad this morning, but I won’t complain. You know what they say, nut up or shut up.

by PastelPearlie November 11, 2017

nut-sac nibbler

a girl that is only good for giving herad and nibbling at ur nutsac because u wouldnt give her shit any other time

yo ashleys such a nut-sac nibbler just look at her pudgy fat ass she snitched on my n e ways so i hope she chokes on the next slong in her eagerly awaiting mouth

by Zack November 06, 2004

empty nut sack

A pathetic person with no balls.

My boss is an empty nut sack. He can not stand up or defend for any of his employees to his boss.

by Nucleusone December 01, 2013