Going on chat roulette with a group of friends and taking turns sitting in front of the computer everytime a penis shows up on screen.
by themaster13131313 March 7, 2010
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1. (uhm-brel-uh dik) a penis so heavily curved it resembles the handle of an umbrella.
2. Slang- vulgar penis.
1. (uhm-brel-uh dik) a penis so heavily curved it resembles the handle of an umbrella.
2. Slang- vulgar penis.
Maggie: hey, so last night i had sex with him.
Alex: how was it?
Maggie: Extremely weird, he has an umbrella dick so it was like getting finger blasted by captain hook.
Alex: how was it?
Maggie: Extremely weird, he has an umbrella dick so it was like getting finger blasted by captain hook.
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Get the dick pocket mug.1) An extreme version of the slang term "brick." Instead of meaning just cold, "brick as dick" means freezing.
2) An adjective used to describe something brolic.
3) An adjective used to describe something extremely hard.
2) An adjective used to describe something brolic.
3) An adjective used to describe something extremely hard.
by T-man F. January 10, 2008
Get the brick as dick mug.Dick to the face: Anything that impedes the goodness of life such as failing a class, getting a detention, etc.. A dick to the face can also be something lame that catches you off gaurd, such as a pop quiz. Dick to the face is a substitute of the word gay, meaning sucky.
If the situation calls for a more drastic description say " Thats an epic dick to the face!" or "That's God's dick to the face!"
Instead of using the word gay, meaning something that is bad or sucks (Example: You leave your homework at home you might say " oh my god. that's so freaking gay.") you can say "thats a dick to the face!"
Just imagine how awful if would be to get hit in the face with a dick and then it all makes sense.
Texting abbreviations: D2TF or DTTF
If the situation calls for a more drastic description say " Thats an epic dick to the face!" or "That's God's dick to the face!"
Instead of using the word gay, meaning something that is bad or sucks (Example: You leave your homework at home you might say " oh my god. that's so freaking gay.") you can say "thats a dick to the face!"
Just imagine how awful if would be to get hit in the face with a dick and then it all makes sense.
Texting abbreviations: D2TF or DTTF
I lost my wallet! Thats a dick to the face!
Statement: My girlfriend dumped me.
Response:Dude...thats a(epic) dick to the face.
Statement: My girlfriend dumped me.
Response:Dude...thats a(epic) dick to the face.
by DTTF March 27, 2009
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