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I love you

Saying I love you gives you/them Full permission to get fucked by them or fuck them get a blow job give the blow job
Girl: you know I love you
Guy:yep 😏
*Stuff that happens after*
by A.little._.cutie June 7, 2021
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I fuck ass

A human being who fucks ass.

“Yea, I fuck ass alright! Last night she was screaming daddy as I thrusted in and out of her tight as, while her wet little pussy dripped.”
Ava: Hey, wanna take this to the bedroom..?
James: *nods* I fuck ass.. it’s my thing.
Ava: *smirks and locks the bedroom door and slides down pants*
James: Now ass up, baby girl.
Ava: *nods and turns around on the bed*
James: *takes off his pants and sticks his dick into Ava’s ass*
Ava: Ohh~ yea!~
James: *Fucks Ava’s tight ass very quickly*
Ava: Cum in me daddy!!~
James: *Smirks and nods, cumming in Ava’s ass*
Ava: Oh that feels so good! Don’t stop!
by ISWEARIMNOTAPEDOPHILE December 20, 2021
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i need to piss

when you desperately need to fucking piss
Mario: Time to take a piss
Goomba: What the hell are you doing
Mario: I'm taking a piss!
Goomba: okay but why aren't you jumping at me thats what you're supposed to do

Mario: I might do it fucking later.
Goomba: No I'm a motherfucking enemy you're supposed to jump at me!
Mario: Oki doki then let me pull up my pants first and then maybe I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOCKING MIND? NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER
Mario: but I need to piss
Goomba: ugh fine
by \/+{[me]}+\/ January 25, 2021
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I Durmstrang ship it!

A phrase used for certain Harry Potter couples and pairings that you adore so much to the point where saying 'I ship it' becomes an understatement, hence, the use of 'I Durmstrang ship it' becomes more appropriate.
Because the Durmstrang ship is a magical ship and can travel underwater, it implies that a particular pairing is magical, can survive everywhere (on land and underwater too), and you will always ship it, no matter what.
Potterhead #1: 'I Durmstrang ship Romione and Jily so much!

...

Potterhead #1: 'Do you ship book Hinny?'
Potterhead #2: 'I Durmstrang ship it! It's my OTP!'
by WildPotterhead March 23, 2013
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I love life

An exaggerated sarcastic remark often used when something doesn’t go the way you want it to go. Often used in MMO RPG video games.
Player 1: “I’m going to fish really fast before I go and fight the CEO.”

Player 2: “I love life.”
by tacosokayyy September 22, 2023
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i am grill

samaaj ka best member aur prathicc ke papa
by i am grill November 8, 2021
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I hope it was worth it.

I hope it was worth it.

Each and every day is The Dawn of a New Day.

There is no going back from this point forward.
I hope it was worth it.

"No, our dopamine decreases each and every day," testified the humans.

This is justice.

This is Law.

Bye, fuckers.
by TheOnlyGian June 14, 2023
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