TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
Them: "What's TURDS?"
Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
by megaleach February 28, 2025
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Get the Trump Trainmug. trump bot- a bot or entity, using circular logic in an attempt to annoy, not win or otherwise hold a constructive conversation.
by Dr.Likkerson September 26, 2022
Get the trump botmug. Worse than a Fuck Boy. A man who not only makes excuses for Donal Trump’s behavior while in office, but strives to be like him. Calls people Socialists who don’t agree with him. More than likely a Republican member of Congress or Senate. Someone who wants Trump to succeed in his attempted coup and wants to be like Trump.
Congressman MatkWayne Mullin used to be awesome. He worked out and ate lunch with Democrats. Now he’s just a Trump Boy.
by AnnieMarie2021 January 5, 2021
Get the Trump Boymug. *Trump live on twitching*
A guy: donates 100,000$ to Trump with a message of :"hi"
Trump:"thank you emmm, demonslayer64"
a guy: omg he said my name
Guy2: he is soooo trumping
A guy: donates 100,000$ to Trump with a message of :"hi"
Trump:"thank you emmm, demonslayer64"
a guy: omg he said my name
Guy2: he is soooo trumping
by Floorgangouh July 15, 2020
Get the Trumpingmug. A condition suffered by Trump supporters, blind to facts, information and what is happening in the world.
Also known as Trump Dick sucking syndrome. The Conservative version of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Also known as Trump Dick sucking syndrome. The Conservative version of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Do you see how Trump supporters suffer from Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome, they can't unlatch from the thing no matter how many facts and receipts you hit them with
by Midwest Veteran March 3, 2025
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