Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015
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It also means a woman who has low standards of cleanliness, though this definition is rarely used.
It’s not cool to call somebody a slut. Period. Even if they have actually slept with loads of men, calling someone a slut is a pretty good way to lose a friend. You’ll also probably get cancelled online if you are recorded.
The practice of bullying someone over it is called slut-shaming, and people who participate in it are actual losers.
It also means a woman who has low standards of cleanliness, though this definition is rarely used.
It’s not cool to call somebody a slut. Period. Even if they have actually slept with loads of men, calling someone a slut is a pretty good way to lose a friend. You’ll also probably get cancelled online if you are recorded.
The practice of bullying someone over it is called slut-shaming, and people who participate in it are actual losers.
(Don’t actually do this. You’ll probably get in a lot of trouble with someone.)
Did you hear Jessica slept with loads of men? She is such a slut!
Did you hear Jessica slept with loads of men? She is such a slut!
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A. A person who is always sick but remains promiscuous
B.A person who is promiscuous primarily to sick people
C.A person who is promiscuous to sickness itself. Meaning they get aroused by disease.
A. A person who is always sick but remains promiscuous
B.A person who is promiscuous primarily to sick people
C.A person who is promiscuous to sickness itself. Meaning they get aroused by disease.
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