Poop saddle

When a baby or elderly person is wearing a diaper and defecates in large amounts. The poop runs from the front above the genitals to the rear above the tail bone, hence the “poop saddle”

Hey we’ve got an old man in room three riding a poop saddle

by Mr Apostasy October 28, 2018

Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!

Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt

by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019

poop nugget

a poopy nugget

you are a poop nugget

by sjfhiwskfhskaujslfusekl December 2, 2018

Poop jaccuzi

The surgical removal of the brain.

The CPT code for a Poop Jaccuzi is 6969696969. Looks like the patient's copay is $69.

by Pewpewpewrainbows March 15, 2025

poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.

OMG! You just made me poop noodle!

by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015

alabama poop train

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018

Poop

Noun. The brown, (and sometimes green) foul smelling, amorphous blobs that come out of your anal cavity after too much food. Consumption is not recommended.

The word Poop can also be used to describe something, in the form of poopy.

Man 1: ah yes hello you have made poop i see
Man 2: wait who the hell are you why are you in my house

by Dr. Stink Man May 26, 2020