temple of the monkey god

Temple-Shoots out plasma
Dart Monkey-Throws dart
Temple-Starts shooting out very slowly and dies to a BFB
Dart Monkey-2 shots a ZOMG

I worked so hard for a temple of the monkey god and I just realised that it had no sacrifices

by YT:Numbat Channel August 7, 2018

barrell full of monkeys

When a group of men stand in a circle to jerk each other off, you stroke the guy to the right while cupping the guy to the left of you, therefore your arms are bent like that of a plastic monkey from barrell full of monkeys

Dude, you know frat boys sit around jerking one another looking like a barrell full of monkeys

by toadpuss September 11, 2011

Ranger shot monkey

Morning breakfast consisting of Coffee and Banana's.

that Ranger Shot Monkey last summer at camp was heartwarming after the shower sex Counselor Gary Casually and I shared.

by Life's Offramp July 31, 2019

i like monkeys

monkey cool because they look like cardi b

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by 2mvt May 3, 2021

Monkey Up A Stick

Euphemism for rolling a joint.

"The movies about to start dude, monkey up a stick for us."

by Chubmonkey November 5, 2020

stuffed monkey farewell

When a fan screws with their favourite band member before the tour leaves town.

"Rebecca gave Casey a Stuffed Monkey Farewell before Under The Rug left for Arizona last night."

"Ian turned Sean into a Stuffed Monkey Farewell in Las Vegas."

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

Monkey Marang

This originated in Grand Haven High School. A sexual act involving at least 12 people, a weight room, and a lot of lotion. This is the act of using weight equipment as dildos and each male/female must partake in each act. This is where the lotion comes in.

The high school football team had a Monkey Marang today. I video taped it if you want a copy.

by Extro Zifer March 20, 2011