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Cancer king 

The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.
Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"

Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"
Cancer king by Cancerking November 21, 2021
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_the.king.of.swag.frogs_ 

_the.king.of.swag.frogs_ (nickname) dap eu singur am scris asta, eu folosesc pronumele she/he/they (adk nu prea îmi pasa) ok voiam decât sa am de asta idk
_the.king.of.swag.frogs_ e misto

Romance King

Romance Elzie James King is an American singer, songwriter, instrumentalist, actor, author, and businessman known primarily for his work in country music.
Romance King is the best country artist out there
Romance King by REJK November 21, 2021

short king 

Lee Jihoon
aka Woozi of SEVENTEEN.
Woozi is literally the textbook definition of short king.
short king by junjunnie November 21, 2021

earth kingdom 

A nation in avatar the last airbender it contains a blind badass a huge wall conspiracy theories government corruption a crazy old king and a super friendly bear. home to all earth benders if you pick a fight with someone you are going to get hurt and remember "there is no war in ba-sing-sae
Did you here that the earth kingdom just fell to the fire nation
earth kingdom by Puglorf November 22, 2021
Creator of air and water.
You owe him. Pay hommage.
We are beacaue Mo'King is.
Mo'king by Mo'Wisdom November 23, 2021

Julia King 

Julia king is a normal girl that usually likes ugly things like stickers or her boyfriend and also tends to send shit pics to her closest friends and family. She hates human interaction but loves cheesecake. Planning on giving her coffee? well you better have a bathroom because coffee tends to make her have explosive diarrhea. She says she loves lex but we’ll never know for sure until the wedding. She loves several Korean pop groups like twice or red velvet ( that’s all i can remember other than nct) but she also likes a variety of different types of music.
She doesn’t realize how beautiful she is and how badly guys want her.
Friend 1: Is that a picture of a shit?

Friend 2: oh it must be from Julia King
Julia King by ThewesternLex November 23, 2021