A hand fruit is a fruit that you can hold with one single hand and that is distinct from that of larger fruits which require two hands to hold.
Paul: Hey Man, can you pass me that hand fruit?
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!
Dan: Sure Bro, you mean a banana?
Paul: Yes Bro, except it sounds cooler! Try it out and your life will never be the same again! :)
Dan: Fuck Yeah Bro!
by PartyMonkey2000 March 29, 2024
Get the Hand Fruitmug. Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.
by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025
Get the Resting Chud Handsmug. by DesertofSong January 13, 2011
Get the Warming your hands under her laptopmug. by Clap420 March 7, 2021
Get the Flaming handmug. Saying this makes you a a cunty little horny dude with a tiny dick who loves to be caged like a dog infornt of all the single hot fuckable moms, exept women don’t turn him on but the men he stares at the men on my 600 pound life
Yo GOT U RED HANDED MF
by Badonko YT January 19, 2025
Get the GOT U RED HANDED MFmug. The team is looking at their old coach or someone else as the enemy they're trying to identify, and meanwhile they're still getting played by the wrong hands like all other sides of it.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Wrong handsmug. When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".
by CleanUpOnKyle4 May 2, 2025
Get the Hands on the tablemug.