wig nut fuck

when you take off your wig and use it to give someone a handjoband they take the semen to the face

hey chris, i hear you give good wig nut fuck.

by kennyb1010 December 29, 2007

National fat nuts day

March 1st, national fat nuts day
A day to celebrate your fat nuts

Hey man its march 1st, national fat nuts day!

by Chokedoutppanther March 15, 2021

Fungo slump nut bump

Is your coach hitting bad fungos? Hit him with the fungo slump nut bump to get him on track. Gently rub your balls on the handle of his fungo to get him back on track

Player 1: Man! Coach keeps hitting me one hoppers..

Player 2: Dude , after practice give him a fungo slump nut bump. He'll be better than ever tomorrow!

by Slumpbuster101 February 27, 2014

Let's Kick This Pig in The Nuts

Let's do this! Let's take care of business!

After our morning meeting I always say"Let's kick this pig in the nuts!"

by Jaimo74 June 16, 2018

National kick nuts day

December 1'st you will be able to kick a boys nuts. They wont be able to say anything all i gotta say is they better run before they get kicked

Kick them in their baby makers so they could feel hurt lol
Boy: wyd
Girl: kicking your nuts
National kick nuts day: just kick a boys balls

by NameMePlease November 20, 2021

Post Nut Nap (PNN)

A state in which one falls asleep after ejaculating.

Symptoms include:
Feeling tired/ worn out after fapping
Falling asleep after fapping

"Hey, you're late!"
"Sorry I had a Post Nut Nap (PNN)"

by Your nan and her cat April 28, 2022

Nut Up or Shut Up

either pull your dick out and ejaculate and go do you task or shut up

Frank: Dude i gonna ask out debbi

Ron: Dude, nut up or shut up

by lost shadow kid April 1, 2010