Textology, derived from the texting term: Str82VM, which means 'Straight to voicemail'. It's used when you call someone and their phone doesn't ring, rather it goes straight to voicemail.
Dude1: Hey Rod, I was just down at the store and I thought I saw your girl gettin in some dude's car. Looked like she was creepin'!
Dude2: Bitch, stop playin'! Can't play like that!
Dude1: Call her then and see what's up!
Dude2: Bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). Damn! Phone didn't even ring!
Dude1: Daaaaammmmnnn! That chic 82'd ya ass! She creepin!
Dude2: Shit! I got 82'd!
Dude2: Bitch, stop playin'! Can't play like that!
Dude1: Call her then and see what's up!
Dude2: Bet! (he calls his girl, but phone goes straight to voicemail). Damn! Phone didn't even ring!
Dude1: Daaaaammmmnnn! That chic 82'd ya ass! She creepin!
Dude2: Shit! I got 82'd!
by Liqr1 August 21, 2010
Get the Got 82'dmug. After a heavy weekend, you need a detox from -
1. Drinks (alcoholic)
2. Dick
3. Drugs
Specifically for women after a bender of a weekend.
1. Drinks (alcoholic)
2. Dick
3. Drugs
Specifically for women after a bender of a weekend.
by Hollyhollar April 10, 2019
Get the Triple Dmug. by suckafreeboss December 12, 2014
Get the Sunny Dmug. Two Dimensional - Lacking depth, superficial.
People that are shallow and only see things their way. Incapable of seeing things any other way. A lot of people are 2D people living in a 3D world. They just can't comprehend it.
People that are shallow and only see things their way. Incapable of seeing things any other way. A lot of people are 2D people living in a 3D world. They just can't comprehend it.
"Of course she only cares about looks and money she's 2-D bro."
"Sucks they passed on you for the job, HR is full of 2-D's."
"Sucks they passed on you for the job, HR is full of 2-D's."
by MyVeinyMeat June 23, 2022
Get the 2-Dmug. Hottest chick you could know. Sings like a freaking angel, like, mind blown. Gets down, believe that. Best friend and wife, period. Hands Down
by A Domy August 7, 2021
Get the Dallas Dmug. A huge and overwhelming thing that will most definitely turn your insides into chunks of parmigiano reggiano and or not be able to walk for a solid week straight
Dude 1 "Yo bro howd you like The D that I sent you last night?"
Dude 2 "like dude when you said The D bro I thought you meant that sexy beast the duchess not that dude I have more holes than Swiss cheese dude... It was too friggin huge dude."
Dude 2 "like dude when you said The D bro I thought you meant that sexy beast the duchess not that dude I have more holes than Swiss cheese dude... It was too friggin huge dude."
by LABOB_42 April 24, 2022
Get the The Dmug. Verb. To be roped into believing the best in a people instead of seeing their whack ass for what they really are.
by sry_not_sry October 7, 2020
Get the Angela-dmug.