Mr. Man

The shape of his head causes him constant mental anguish. Is constantly reminded that he should feel bad about his disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it. He also hates Puerto Ricans.

Hello Mr. Man. We were just wondering if you needed some cheering up today.
Well, the shape of his head causes me constant mental anguish, does it sound like I need cheering up?
In fact, didn't you two come here and tell me I should feel bad about my disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it?
Goddamnit, they've gotten to everyone.

by BluRazzKookaburra December 20, 2024

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Mrs. Clean

Plain and stocked up on hand sanitizer and bleach.

Mrs. Clean didnt want anything to traumatize her delicate mind, so she kept lots of hand sanitizer and bleach, and tried to convince her fans she was perfect and wholesome all the time, that she had never done anything wrong in her life, as innocent as an animal.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

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Mr. Asshat

The correct way of addressing the 45th President of the United States of America’s.

Mr. Asshat, 45th President of the United States, just toured a mask factory during the quarantine and didn’t wear a mask.

by LordGodKel June 05, 2020

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Mr. Clark

mr clark is that chill laid back english teacher who will let you re-sit and essay just because you want to

“have you got a sub next session? hopefully they’re like Mr. Clark.”

by ace yo-yo urbane August 25, 2023

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Mr. Cannon

Mr. Cannon is a god among men

Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan

My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it

by Gary_Winthorp April 22, 2020

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