jacking the dog off to feed the cat

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.

I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

by Neil White November 5, 2008

Captain Pepper Jack Marrow Burger

A burger that comes with pepper jack cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Captain Pepper Jack Marrow Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Jack Up Your Shit Box

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box

"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"

by Morbog September 27, 2004

Every Jack has his Jill

Every man (Jack) will find a woman (Jill), or generally speaking, Every one will find a partner.

John : I'm thirty and still a virgin, I 'll never have a girlfriend.
Tom : Don't worry man , every Jack has his Jill.
John : Who's Jack!?, I'm John.

by BenEssa May 30, 2016

reverse jack hammer with black out

Most commonly found in porn... When a man stands over a woman who is upside down with her legs straight up or bent over her head getting railed so hard that she blacks out.

Dude did you just see that reverse jack hammer with black out shes going to be out for a while.

by DA YAK June 23, 2008

Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with pepper jack cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

i'd rather jack off to pasta.

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.

"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."

by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008