The King of Joshtrailia. Ruler of everything under the sky. Quite popular among the children of Rhondda Cynon Taf, South Wales. And a great enjoyer of Little Tuesday.
King Josh is an absolute legend. But In the summer of ‘69, he angered his people by raising taxes to buy a new gaming PC.
On Little Tuesday, he goes against the Geneva Convention by going Big. A lifestyle reserved only for Big Thursday. However, if you want to go big, too. Listen to his words of Wisdom
King Josh is an absolute legend. But In the summer of ‘69, he angered his people by raising taxes to buy a new gaming PC.
On Little Tuesday, he goes against the Geneva Convention by going Big. A lifestyle reserved only for Big Thursday. However, if you want to go big, too. Listen to his words of Wisdom
King Josh’s gaming PC is out of this world.
“If you want to go Big on Little Thursday, Head to the Boisterous Monkey. It’s a two hour ride east from here… But if anyone asks, you heard nothing.”
“If you want to go Big on Little Thursday, Head to the Boisterous Monkey. It’s a two hour ride east from here… But if anyone asks, you heard nothing.”
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He is the point of our existance
HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
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He is the point of our existance
HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
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CHUPAPI
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God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*
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God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*
dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db
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