Garbage zombie

Fat blue collar workers that are dirty, unkempt, and generally lacking in manners, especially in a union . Can only communicate using grunts or talking about the latest fatball game. They live underground in the sewers and come up every so often to hoard beer and chicken wings during happy hour and when they eat too much they sit in the corner of the bus station and jerk off while making grunts. Most end up going on disability because they come into work drunk and slip on their own piss and beer. Their name comes from the fact that they live and breath in their own garbage and walk like zombies all day.

Tried to get a beer during happy hour but the bar smelt like shit because there were these garbage zombies crowding up the place and belching at each other.

by GeneralWafflestomper666 August 14, 2019

Hollywood Zombie

A person who is high as fuck on Hollywood Boulevard.

Oh shit the Hollywood Zombies are out!

by theguythatlivesineriepa May 3, 2020

Bungee Zombie

The fucker from Plants vs Zombies who steals your shit.

God Dammit! Bungee Zombie stole my damn plant! Can't have shit on the roof!

by Aubergine Dave May 7, 2021

Simp Zombie

A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains

Attack of the simp zombies

by Yehosher November 28, 2021

punch the zombie

Male masturbation

Josh had a long day at work. All he wanted to do was go punch the zombie and relax.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014

Social interaction zombie

An individual that has been isolated for so long due to pandemic confinement that he/she desperately looks for any form of social interaction. The same way a zombie desperately looks for brain.

I have became such a social interaction zombie that I ended paying homeless people to hang out with me.

by Mark Zergburger April 20, 2021

gay zombie

A zombie that is not content with eating flesh. Oh no. Gay zombies are out for only one thing, PENIS! Bent wrists, makeup, fashion compliments...all signs of homosexual undead. Don't worry, though, a gay zombie won't bite you or rip you apart. They just give you hickeys. Yes, big fuckin' hickeys whose only purpose is to flip your world upside down and make you as flaming as your dad's charcoal barbecue grill in the backyard when your mom starts bitching and he dumps too much lighter fluid because the only thing on his mind is how much time is gonna go by before she shuts the fuck up. That's a lot of flaming. Be prepared! Don't get bitten...err...kissed* by any gay zombies.
See FND Films on youtube for Gay Zombie trailer.

*Gay zombie runs up on Vin and attacks him*

*Aaron knocks the zombie off with a shovel*

Vin - "Dude, I think it just gave me a hickey!"

Aaron - "Quick! Say something manly!"

Vin - "Um, those...shoes are nice."

Aaron - "What?!"

Vin - "Thoseth shoesth, the compliment your outfit."

Aaron - "You have a lisp, dude!"

*Vin's wrists start bending. His lisp gets stronger*

Vin - Oh my God, oh my God. Ooooh ooooooh.

*Vin looks at Aaron in interest*

Vin - "Mmmmmmmmmm"

*Aaron is left with no choice but to kill his best friend to keep himself from loving the cock. Good choice.*

by ledgic117 September 21, 2009