what zero pussy does to a man

The effects of a male when they are exposed to a prolonged period of receiving little to no female pussy, this can usually transform them into a plebbitfag who craves child porn (or pillow covers and even may stoop so low to buy it) to a femboy (as their mind declines from being healthy to unhealthy)

guy1: posts image of a bodypillow
guy1: Im gonna jack off to this.
guy2: What zero pussy does to a man.

by peniscumthethird November 25, 2020

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Zero Punctuation

A video review series by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw. Gained popularity on Youtube with a speed not seen since the Angry Video Game Nerd, and after only two quite funny videos was hired by online magazine The Escapist. After being hired by The Escapist, the jokes in the reviews started to get less subtle, and subsequently less funny. Eventually, the guy simply got obnoxious, often making off-topic rants against anyone and anything that earned his ire, most egregious when he said that Halo was unoriginal, then later said that he had never played a Halo game in his Halo 3 review. The rampancy of his unchecked ego became most obvious in his "review" of Super Smash Bros Brawl, where he simply spent half of the video bashing anyone who may like Smash Bros, then dedicated a whole video to the hate mail his excuse for a review generated. He seemed quite surprised that people responded negatively to the fact that he had spent two minutes simply bashing anyone who doesn't share his tastes. Has a legion of idiotic fanboys who will declare that Yahtzee proves that whatever game he reviews has just been PUHOWNED!!1 and that Yahtzee is the only reliable reviewer, then yelling at anyone who disagrees with Yahtzee that his videos are for humour value only and shouldn't be taken seriously, too busy trying to earn Yahtzee's love to notice the contradiction.

Yahtzee: Hello, time for a new Zero Punctuation video. Today, I will bash X game for reasons that are stereotyped and just not funny. I will then talk about how fans of X game or console are idiots and how they are ruining the whole gaming experience for me, because the personal opinion of a single person holds sway over the entire gaming industry and I am immature/stupid enough to care what other people are playing. Also, people who pay attention to reviews are dumbasses and should pay fifty to sixty dollars for a game that they might not even like, because every gamer works for a company that will reimburse them so long as they make a review about it.
Fanboys: YAHTZEE JUST PWNZORED THOSE BITCHES! I'M GOING TO GO TO TV TROPES AND PUT A VAGUELY RELATED QUOTE ON EVERY GAME TROPE ARTICLE THAT WOULDN'T EVEN BE DISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE THREE MILLION OTHER SNARKY REVIEWERS IF NOT FOR "Yahtzee, Zero Punctuation" AT THE BOTTOM! *faps to Portal*

by Capn Con December 17, 2008

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zerg0nator

Zerg0nator is an online user who "feverantly hates" albastor leech. At one point Zerg0nator was known as l33ch0nator. Zerg0nator is a starcraft user despite his name he is strongest with the Protoss. Zerg0nator invented the word "bun" while playing starcraft. He can be found at the source forum. He like to untap Chimney Imp (aka teh pimp) and he in interested in 1337.

<Zrg0nator> 'toss bun you!!!!!!1111

by Mdemon9991 May 7, 2005

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zero two

shes the best girl in darling in the franxx way better than ichigo can ever be zero two best waifu

friend: ichigo best waifu
me: nah zero two best waifu for life smash with her if you can

by zero two waifu May 4, 2021

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Zerfoss

noun-bitch,mouth like a MALE drunken sailor. actually a sailor-ish. Good boobs. Sometimes funny, semi-sarcastic. Does NOT enjoy anal. Loves vaginal like a champ. Sometimes sleeps with Nick.

Dude you totally nailed a Zerfoss last night!
I know! No anal though...too bad.

by Dick Longman October 27, 2010

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