by Lickymommy January 11, 2019
Get the Zach and Cody mug.A Zach is a hella annoying person who starts a diss track on your best friend and they make teams (ex. Team Kylee, team Zach) but your best friends team is winning because no one likes a Zach. A Zach is usually very hearty, robust, and plump ( AKA fat ). He will pretend to be gay for popularity/ attention but doesn’t get any because it’s the worst fucking idea ever.
Person 1: hey do u see that guy over there?
Person 2: hey! That looks like a Zach!
Person 1: yea they are totally not actually gay their just doing that for attention.
Person 2: he’s really hearty and robust too
Person 2: hey! That looks like a Zach!
Person 1: yea they are totally not actually gay their just doing that for attention.
Person 2: he’s really hearty and robust too
by Poopooo butthole March 1, 2019
Get the Zach mug.Zachary. The man that has the best cuddles you could ever imagine. It makes you never want to get up. He is the best thing that has ever happened to you. Zachary is so soft.
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Get the zachie mug.Zach is the kind of guy to cheat on his fiance behind her back in the woods with a girl he met one day from south wales while she was walking her friends dog with him in around featherstone west Yorkshire
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by Thehitman69 May 22, 2020
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If you are gifted enough to be blessed by the presence of a Zach(ary) don't hesitate to high five that fucker!
& Im being so serious when I say that any & all the Zachary's I've ever met have gigantic.... Hearts! Zachary's tend to love so deeply that they get lost in the damn coochie of the chick they are balls deep in. (That's love fam.) Anywho, don't forget to hug a Zach & let him know how fckn stellar his swaggy ways are! I shit you not, among others Zachary is sitting cool (in shade with his shades on) in my top 3 fave people. Toggle you some Zach & see what im saying. You won't be mad my dude.
If you are gifted enough to be blessed by the presence of a Zach(ary) don't hesitate to high five that fucker!
& Im being so serious when I say that any & all the Zachary's I've ever met have gigantic.... Hearts! Zachary's tend to love so deeply that they get lost in the damn coochie of the chick they are balls deep in. (That's love fam.) Anywho, don't forget to hug a Zach & let him know how fckn stellar his swaggy ways are! I shit you not, among others Zachary is sitting cool (in shade with his shades on) in my top 3 fave people. Toggle you some Zach & see what im saying. You won't be mad my dude.
Hey did you get a chance to snag a Zachary? I heard about that. It seems like we should definitely go snag us one.
by »JenJets★ November 10, 2020
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