Up yours!

This phrase looks innocent... but it actually means

SHOVE SOMETHING UP YOUR ARSE! FUCK YOU!
Used in response against outrageous and shocking comments in extreme anger.

"Up yours you horrid motherfucking piece of cunt!"

"I hate you! No one will ever like you!"
"Up yours! I will fuck you so fucking hard until you are now a pool of bloody fucking mess!"

by !!--Mack_Mulligan--!! November 26, 2014

your mom

A great response that can be used in 99% of argumentative situations.

John: Fuck you
Me: I fucked your mom

John: Your a dick
Me: Your mom doesn't mind

John: Get off my nuts dude
Me: I'm just getting you back because your mom wouldn't get off mine.

John: I'm gonna beat your ass dude.
Me: Just like I beat your mom's pussy?

by The Blanester88 November 05, 2007

on your face

This is meant to bring the old phrase "in your face" into the 21st century. It is my belief that it is a clearer picture of the insult intended.

When OJ lost the civil suit the judge having handed down his sentence sumarized the corrected injustice of the criminal case by saying three simple words. "On your face."

by filson February 22, 2009

Your Face

Anytime you hear a derogatory adjective, just come back with "just like your face"

Sally: what an ugly picture!
Bobby: yeah, just like your face!

Latisha: that is one shitty car.
Dante: just like your face!

by emie April 29, 2004

your mother

when in a argument, if the other person says your mother...

say it right back!

Brenden: you mother.

Matt: NO YOUR MOTHER! BITCH!

by AMMC July 11, 2008

There's your girlfriend!

Used as a joke to rip on friends when you see an ugly girl or old lady. substituting a family member for girlfrined is also very effective:

say to friend as you point to a homeless person on the street: "Hey, there's your cousin."

by TommyGun July 02, 2005

in your mouth!!

A phrase commonly used in streetball after making a shot that someone(usually a friend) said you wouldn't make, especially if they also tried to contest the shot.
by saying the term you are basically implying that they should just shut the hell up

opponent:"yo,you no your not gonna make this shot"
*you shoot, and friend tries to contest it*
*ball goes in*
you: "OHHHH IN YOUR MOUTH!!!"

by theG1goodson July 25, 2010