your mom in disguise

A variation on the overused and passé phrase 'your mom'. Can be used in any instance or situation in which 'your mom' would normally be used.

Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw yesterday!
Person 2: Your mom in disguise!

by Your Mom in Disguise April 29, 2017

hobo in your attic

a hobo that lives in your attic is a very mischevious hobo. It hides your Ouija board.

that crazy hobo in your attic is steeling my internet

by evie hrt October 16, 2009

Cry in your pants

Being so excited about something that you cum in your pants excessively.

"Hey Jordan tell me about that new show. I don't know man it's gonna make you cry in your pants"

by jag0041200 October 7, 2011

frogs in your hot tub

When you're complaining about the little things in life which are not a big deal but for some reason now is one.

"Dude chill. Do you have frogs in your hot tub?"

by Sgt. Wetwipe May 15, 2016

Pee In Your Vagina

A male pissing in a woman's vagina for pleasure. Is not adviced. Don't do it. It's gross. Please. She'll hate you.

I will totally pee in your vagina later, gurl.

by Anonononomoos January 6, 2018

Teeth in your ass

When you got either someone eating your ass or when you shove dentures up your ass.

It can also be used as a greeting.

Ex.1 Your friend just lost a game in league if legends.
Friend: FUCK THIS GAME IT'S TRASH.
You: What do you got? teeth in your ass?

Ex.2 What's up, got teeth in your ass?
Just take George Washington's wooden dentures and SHOVE them up your ass

by Thurluvlok January 17, 2018

Living in your purpose

Minding your own business, focusing on being successful.

Getting called lame didn't even phase you, because you're too busy living in your purpose.

by Skiddypa, little flex bro June 10, 2019