lawn wreck

A vehicle that has been parked because of mechanical problems, and degraded to the point of not being worth repairing for use as transportation.

Will you please get a job, and send that lawn wrecked 84 Camaro to the junkyard where it belongs.

by Pinkerton1 August 31, 2007

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Brown Wrecking Ball

A sexual fetish act that involves smearing fecal matter on a males member and/or testicles. Once the fecal matter has been applied, the male then proceeds to impact the woman’s forehead, presumably to get fecal matter on the woman’s forehead.

Rosemary: Oh boy! I could really go for a Brown Wrecking Ball right now! Will you please give me one oswald?

Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.

Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!

Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!

by huddyballs May 13, 2025

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Booty Wrecking Crew

A cadre or cohort of men with large penises with a vested interest in tearing up ass.

Jimmy knew he was fucked when he opened the door to find a booty wrecking crew waiting for him. By the time they were done, the booty wrecking crew had Jimmy’s ass looking like ground zero.

by Quan Master Quan June 18, 2021

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Wreck head

Someone who goes out drinking and gets so bad they don’t remember a thing

God mate your a wreck head

by Yank pad yolo kid May 9, 2019

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Tyrannosaurus wreck

Also known as a T-wreck, this is a person who is such a mess and wreck that they are compared to the intensity and violent predatory nature and behavior of a Tyrannosaurus rex (T-rex).

I simply CANNOT. I am a Tyrannosaurus wreck!

Help! The Tyrannosaurus wreck is coming!

This is so hard I feel like such a Tyrannosaurus wreck!

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

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