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right ear wonder

n. A gay boy who wears flamboyant pants and an earring on his right ear to attract same sex partners.

v. To have homosexual intercourse.
Did you see his pants? He's totally a right ear wonder.
His earring made think about right ear wondering him.
by jsdick100 October 24, 2022
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One Wipe Wonder

A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean
Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!

Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder
by Evered June 2, 2014
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One Sheet Wonder

You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.
Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.

Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!
by Infinia March 21, 2016
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Stevie Wonder bite

When you take a bite and the food is so good that you close your eyes, tilt your head back, and oscillate your head rhythmically in enjoyment; akin to how Stevie Wonder does when he's feeling his music.
Becky: "Are you alright, Josh?"
Josh (opens eyes, pauses, sighs deeply): "Aww that was amazing-- that Stevie Wonder bite is going to put me in a food coma."
by joshua beans November 29, 2012
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One Hit Wonder

Person A: Hey do you remember Trapt?
Person B: Oh yeah the one hit wonder? They have like one good song called HeadStrong.
by JebbusChrist August 7, 2020
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One Inch Wonder

What you have and I don't have.
"Damn, don't you feel bad for terry, he has a one inch wonder!" said Jerry.
by t5fsydfhhabC March 21, 2022
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Wondering-blingery-doo

–noun

AKA a cellular telephone.

A mobile telephone system using low-powered radio transmitters, with each transmitter covering a distinct geographical area (cell), and computer equipment to switch a call from one area to another.
The cellular system uses multiple base stations to cover a geographic area. As the mobile phone user travels from cell to cell, the call is automatically "handed off" to the next station.

Phone: An instrument that converts voice and other sound signals into a form that can be transmitted to other locations and that receives and reconverts waves into sound signals.
Ive only go one bar on my wondering-blingery-doo so if I cut out Ill get you back later."
by truthDrop July 18, 2009
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