When you are about to nut and you spit on her back and she turns around and you cum all over her face.
by Bobbypog August 18, 2021
I jacked my tinder date off after taking a preworkout shake and man, I gave that guy a crimson wizard with the strength it evoked
by Monstrous 69 September 17, 2021
A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.
Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.
by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014
The character that played the wizard in Wizard of Oz may of well been called the Wizard of Ass since he was shrewd and mean when greeting his guests!
by ErinGoBragh December 30, 2016
by panda200 April 18, 2015
The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".
"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
by broooomswuad April 18, 2015
by Carpet wizard November 04, 2016