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Wizard's Sleeve

"Got my wizard's sleeve stuck in my Fly "
by Memento1 January 25, 2016
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Blue Wizards

A common street name referring to members of the police department. Lately expanded to include any authority figure in the vicinity.
The party was great, until the blue wizards showed up and shut it down.

The blue wizard (teacher) in my science class kicked me out for not having my homework done.
by s__dizzle January 30, 2016
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Wizard Cheese

A fancy name for Colby Jack cheese. So named because of its magically delicious multicolored nature.
Do you think some Wizard cheese would help my ham sandwich?
by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 21, 2019
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Porn Wizard

the porn wizard, is a complex being. it is beyond all of human comprehension. he is the creator, the pleaser, and destroyer of all. in fact, porn wizard is a god. the god. porn wizard is god. now you may be wondering why the porn wizard (god) is called this. well, the “porn” represents the very creation of the universe and the wonders within. “wizard” is due to this god’s powerful abilities that cannot be explained throughly in mere human terms. in certain cases and under certain circumstances an individual can obtain special powers at the mere “contact” with the porn wizard. such abilities may be too powerful for a weak individual to wield, but those with strength, passion and a longing for more, will be able to dominate those around them. such ancient beliefs are still alive in present day countries such as england, france, germany, russia and many others.

for millennia, the concept of the porn wizard has been debated as for this who lack such intellect and stamina, it is hard for them to comprehend a being that has no bounds and no end. religious leaders and philosophers alike have speculated the nature of this omnipotent being and have not been able to fathom h o w a natural creature can have such abilities without becoming exhausted due to “over-drive”. this being is the reason because such concepts as “infini-porn” and is the overall reason for infinitesimal dick energy.
THE PORN WIZARD IS A PROUD S W I T C H
by ReinaSilva May 24, 2019
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reddit wizard

Someone who uses Reddit and believes to be a Reddit know-it-all.
Roland was surprised to find the subreddit “fightporn” as he was a self proclaimed Reddit Wizard
by I o KAKU o I June 11, 2019
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No homo wizard

A person with the power to bless anyone with the 24 hour no homo pass
A kid on the bus was a no homo wizard and he blessed me now I can do anything gay and I will still be straight for 24 hours.
by Yeetmaster06 September 9, 2019
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Wizard's Dick

The genitalia of a wizard that is so hot you can not bear the heat.
"It is hotter than a wizard;s dick in here".
"My grandma thinks it's as cold as a witches titty, I say it's hotter than a wizard's dick in this room"
by Jelsho April 21, 2018
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