boner bash

a bunch of dudes in the same room

After the women left, it was a boner bash up in here.

by Docter Solburn October 14, 2009

boner stance

The way someone stands to hide their boner in public. The person stands slightly hunched over, enough for people not to wuestion why he is doing it, and to hide the boner. This is usually paired with a pelvic twist and one leg forword to push the front of the pants away from your dick. everybody knows exactly what your doing, but i guess its better than showing it full on.

during gym class......

Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over

by SuydamGoodName September 17, 2009

Accidental Boner

Unintentional wood at an awkward moment.

Boy - So I was sitting in church and this hot chick stood up and I totally got an accidental boner.
Girl - I know right????

by "Meat"ball June 19, 2009

Mind Boner

When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)

Man! I got a mind boner when I saw 'Jenny the HPOA girl'!

by Der Gelb Baron August 14, 2010

nap boner

when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.

My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.

by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers September 30, 2010

shoulder boner

When something in your shirt or hoodie make a boner shape on your shoulder.This can be done with a stick or other rod shaped object.

Hey guess what,Shoulder boner!

by Annoying smartass March 12, 2018

Boner Ender

A girl (or male, for gays) who is so ugly they make your boner go away.

Dude, did you see that chick? So gross. She's such a boner ender.

by Siduri September 20, 2010