owen parsons

The greatist person alive mostly referred as god. He is also know as king penis.
by David atterbra December 23, 2017
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Owen is short

The shortest person you will ever meet is Owen.
Kid 1: Who is that short kid?
Kid 2: I think that's Owen. That Owen is short
by Kilo Gram March 04, 2022
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Kingsley Owen

Also known as Nutsford, K man, and the Pussyman, this is quite possibly the most utterly moist character that appears on Fresh Meat, played by Joe Thomas with significantly more moistness than his other roles
Fresh Meat fan: Oi, get in here, Kingsley Owen's being insecure and moist again!
Fresh Meat fan 2: Ooh can't miss that!
by nickenchuggets October 17, 2018
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Soggy Owen

A civilised bromance game in which the contestants partake in a familiar game to Soggy Sayo, but in the place of a biscuit, a sleeping male is used. The rules are simple, a group of Male contestants will begin the game by standing in a circle around the sleeping victim. Each member of the circle will begin to stroke his member, the objective, don't be the last to blast! Whoever is the last to cum, he must eat the product of the game off wherever everyone's spackle landed along with giving the lucky lad who is sleeping a special present!
"Oi boys! Owen's conked out, lets get a game of Soggy Owen going!"
"10 bucks for all the lads who play Soggy Sayo up the sunny coast."
by P33nMachine69 February 24, 2020
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Dirty owen

The act of giving a man a blowjob in a YMCA bathroom and then letting him cum all over your face while you rub his asshole.
“did you hear that blonde kid did a dirty owen

“yea he totally ate all that dudes cum”
by Dirtycumlicker May 19, 2023
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Owen Adams

A strange fellow who never takes off his bag. The funny thing about this type of person is that he vanishes without the knowledge of anybody in the room
Man 1: Hey! DId you see where Lewis went
Man 2: No, he just left! He turning into a right Owen Adams
by CharlieSpleen September 13, 2017
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Mark Owen

A man who is very cute, and very gentleman. He was chased by women, tall, chubby, but quiet men.
That boy was so quiet, I think his name is Mark Owen
by mr.hotchocolate November 24, 2021
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