10 Gallon Wiener

When you think your crush is making dirty jokes so you do an awesome pose and say this

M: “We gotta find your balls bro”
K: (Does awesome pose) “10 Gallon Wiener”

by Lil_beanflaker25k September 6, 2025

speeder wiener

When some guy does so much speed or coke his penis losses blood flow and shrinks down a lot till they come down.

TM is such a bitch tammy went to fuck him but his dick was only a speeder wiener pencil nub. LMAO lets go tell him its permanent.

by MiSFiT9083 October 17, 2015

clever wiener

The ability to effectively hide a boner. Can also be used by a girl to describe a guy who is good at sex.

Girl 1: so how was it? girl 2: Great! he had quite the clever wiener.

by disturbed cake May 24, 2016

Black wiener

Something you suck

I love to suck you hairy, juicy black wiener

by Juicydicklover101 May 7, 2018

douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.

You're such a douche wiener.

by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017

Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.

Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”

by Bananawiener March 29, 2019

wiener triplets

When she takes it in all 3 holes from 3 different guys at the same time, these men are now wiener triplets. Sort of like Wiener Twins but with one more guy.

The men in question: Well she was a lot of fun, I guess this makes us wiener triplets.

by Alexander T. Morgan January 2, 2016