Low Intensity Walmart

The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.

Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?

Yeah, it is the only time I will go now

by __naux__ November 19, 2024

Walmart vs Target

A war between Walmart and Target.
The winner is decided by what store has he most visits rn.

Y’all know there’s a war between Walmart and Target
Walmart vs Target?
Yes.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023

WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.

"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"

by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021

Walmart Challenge

The Walmart challenge requires you and a couple other friends (preferably 2) to go to walmart and pick food for one another. The catch is that the person you are picking for cannot know what item you have selected for them. Once you have each other’s foods, you blindfold each other 1 at a time and have them try the selected food, hoping that one of them throws up

Boy 1: bro I’m so bored what do you wanna do?
Boy 2 : bro let’s do the Walmart challenge
Boy 3: hell yeah!!

by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018

WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of something So Bad that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.

"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & Tammy Faye Bakker makeup!?!?"
"Yeah, unfortunately, she, I mean it, looked like a WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"

by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021

Walmarted

When you go to Walmart for a few items and end up buying the whole store.

Joe Mama went to Walmart to buy q-tips, body wash and razors and walked out with three sets of clothes hangers, a fishing pole, an umbrella and a Subway foot-long but forgot the razors. He got Walmarted.

by Trigger Nappy February 13, 2020

Walmart

That one store where you have to hunt down a Manager to buy a stick of deodorant

Walmart where all the employees are on break at the same time

by DarkSoldier0238 November 16, 2021