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Las Vegas Penguin

when a hooker is giving you a blow job and she stops before you cum, then she punches you as hard as she can in your nuts and runs off with your wallet as you try to chase her while you are clinching your ball sack with your pants around your ankles giving the impression of a penguin.
hey, donny did you hear what happened to matt? he was getting his dick sucked by a transvestite and it gave matt the old Las Vegas Penguin right in front of his boyfriend!!
by amanda hugginlick March 6, 2010
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Vegan Cookie

A delicious treat that can be tastier yet healthier than a regular cookie. Most cookies contain milk products of some sort, but vegan cookies lack any animal product in their recipes. Oreos and Fudgeeos are suitable for vegans, and they are delicious and taste fabulous.
"oh man, are these vegan cookies? I have to pick one up for my roomate!"

"aww, jess is a vegan? it is for the animals?"

"no, she loves leather, she just thinks these are tasty"
by Jessica Cox May 6, 2008
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Las Vegas

The epitomie of everything wrong with the United States. If you could materialize the current MTV viewership into one place, this would be it. I have lived here my entire life, and in my travels elsewhere, I have yet to find another place with a population less educated, less interested in their fellow man and more materialistic than in Vegas. In 50 years, this city will be looked at as the model for what NOT to do in urban planning. As a final note, I'd like to extend a special thanks to all you talentless Southern Californians for crowding our town in search of blue collar jobs already taken up by those equally worthless individuals who preceded you in their journey here. A big hats off to all of you.
Wow, Las Vegas really does suck! Another martini anyone?
by Wyatt H October 2, 2005
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vegan hummus

Using this term will scare vegans as many of them love hummus as one of the few commercially viable but delicious vegan foods in the modern worlds. Can be quite humorous. Note that "hummus" can be substituted with the name of any well-known vegan food with varying results; the best ones are things like "Egg replacer" that the person has spent a lot of time looking for.
Omnivore: "I picked up some 'vegan hummus' for you. I know you like that stuff."
Herbivore: "Thanks! You're so considerate. (to self) Shit! What the hell has been in the hummus I've been eating all these years?"
Omnivore: "(to self) Victory! (to Herbivore) Don't mention it."
by Tez, a man March 22, 2010
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anti-vegan

A person or group who knows vegans are ridiculous human beings
The anti-vegan laughed at the vegan when she ate tree bark at the 4th of July picnic.
by Josh S November 29, 2004
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Vegan Anonymous

A self-help group constructed to emotionally support those who were once vegan. Many health professionals believe that veganism is a true mental disorder, however, the symptoms can be controlled and mitigated through acute care and group support. It's like AA, but for veganism. This group is mostly composed of hipsters, however, depending on your community, you're likely to see a diverse cultural turnout.
After seven years of abusive behavior, the judge sentenced him to attend Vegan Anonymous meetings for six months at his local church.
by Recovering_Vegan February 1, 2017
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Las Vegas

An ingenious way to waste 28 billion gallons of water.
As long as I get my hookers gambling and free food, who gives a fuck about the sprinklers?

A metropolis in the middle of a desert is a wonderful, long-lasting idea.

I go to Las Vegas to not give a shit about the worlds problems and subsequently increase them.
by Flagged February 19, 2013
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