Van Gough

while receiving oral sex, (man, or woman,) you become so excited during orgasm that you grab his/her ear(s) too hard and rip off their earing(s). (causing much bleeding.)

"Liz Gill! what happened to your ear! "
"yeah, i gave John Wing a great blow job and he Van Gough-ed me!"

by liz gill December 20, 2005

Van Gough

when music is so bad you wan to cut off your ears. a figure of speech.

"have you heard the new brokencyde record?"
"yeah i wanted to van gough myself after listening"

by chilllaaaa April 15, 2009

napper van

a large "A Team" like van used to kidnap children, also usually driven by huderites to illegally seat 12 or more children

"yo man i was walking down town late night and i saw a napper van pull up infront of me, i thought they were kidnapping me. But it was just a bunch of huderite farm people going into bulk barn."

by adamdukeedwards May 08, 2009

Van-Y

One who brings a bomb to work in an effort to blow up Big Boss.

That guy pulled a Van-Y trying to bring a bomb to work.

by Jay-ballz April 26, 2009

Van Dark

A synonym for "the fag". Commonly used by wannabe gothic troubled queer ass roleplayers who need lives.

Eg. Devani Van Dark is totally not straight. He sips tomato juice, He's like, so goth *flips hair*

by GoatyVomit May 21, 2014

Van winkle

An adult or older adolescent who experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger.

That man walking past the house looks like a Van winkle... Children come inside now!

by Harvard Thug March 03, 2015

The Van Gough

while your victim slumbers get all your buddies to donate handfulls of Pubes. Mix pubes with super glue and smear on the poor guys chin. Wake him by pissing on him, and then run for your lives.

" I was so angered by all the urine that I didn't even notice the pubes glued to my chin until the next day!" "they got me good!"

by tom tucker May 13, 2003