NationaI slap ur crushes ass day

slap crushes ass

Me: *slaps crushes ass*

Crush: “why did you do that?”

Me: “I had to it’s December 6th nationaI slap ur crushes ass day

by Imcoolright December 6, 2019

ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm

The musician's version of ur mom gay.

If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.

this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.

Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!

Me: Alright

Friend: *Messes it up completely*

Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.

Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!

Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM

*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Rickythepain May 25, 2018

Ur prissy ass has an huh

When you try to tease someone in a flirting way but fail.

A: oh well that sucks :(

B: You dying in the heat? Oh noo. Your prissy ass has an huh

by bedrocky September 4, 2022

ur mom alaina

ur mom alaina

ur mom alaina

by anonymous October 3, 2023

abcd.... ur bored arent u qwertyuio

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by uwu777 May 6, 2020

Ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather

The is the worst insult know in existance. If anyone is heard saying it then their mum is ouctuple gay.

Paul: ur mum gay

Steve: no u

Paul: ur dad's a lesbian

Steve: ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather
Steve: (in shock he commits suicide)
Paul: (his mum is ouctuple gay)

by Sondog123 March 12, 2018

ur mom and your dad are both gay

The greatest rebuttal to a rebuttal known to human kind.

Random 2 year old - You' er mom gay
Me - No u
Random 2 year old - Ur mom and your dad are both gay

by no u too May 7, 2018