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Brown Unicorn

The sexual act of sex with the breasts in which the female lays down on her back while the male, facing her feet, proceeds to fuck her tits, rubbing his bum hole in the female's face. For extra pleasure, the woman's nose can be used to stimulate the man's anus.
If you perform the brown unicorn, you are a dick.
by Neil Tuuri November 9, 2008
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Unicorn Warrior

Any subscriber, follower, friend, deviant or buddy of Lady Kristina Horner of youtube aka italktosnakes
If you've follow her on tumblr, twitter, subscribe to her youtube, blog or listen to her music then you're definitely a Unicorn Warrior
by megachiropteran November 24, 2011
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Unicorn Helmet

This is when you are Having sex with a girl with a prosthetic leg or arm. You take it off and wear it as a helmet while you keep fucking her.
She didn't have a problem with me pulling a Unicorn helmet while fucking her last night. I must say i felt like a is a mythological creature in bed!
by BigBGank March 5, 2010
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tricky unicorn

Person known for their deceptive ways, a prime example is the entity known as MVWG. Often lures you into a false sense of security by offering cookies or other treats baked from the grill of the nicest car on earth. MRH is another prime example.
Person A: "That guy looks pretty cool, he gave me cookies he made in his car"

Person B: "NOOOOOOOO!!! That MRH is a tricky unicorn"
by THEREALMVWG October 22, 2011
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Unicorn in the Dungeon

The willing and consensual female, takes a knee, receives the male butthole on the bridge of her nose, covering her eyes causing a dark and gloomy atmosphere. However, the erect member stemming from the young man standing in front of her, causes the lass to look as if she has a majestic horn growing from her forehead. Many an option are available to the couple from this point forward.
I don't believe in Leprechauns or the Tooth Fairy but last night me and the Mrs. saw a Unicorn in the Dungeon first hand
by Rsully August 4, 2009
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Unicorn Punch

Verb:

It's a blind surprise attack that desecrates the victim in a way he or she never knew was possible.

Accomplished by simultaneously lowering the head and extending the arm (fist clenched) in front. This gives the impression of a unicorn with your devastating fist as a horn.
-Dude that kid was harassing me yesterday...

-Bro give him a unicorn punch, he'll buzz off!

punch attack devastating unicorn
by bobchees3 November 19, 2011
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vampire unicorn

A vampire unicorn is a mix between a vampire and a unicorn. They only come out at night to suck the blood of unsuspecting victims, while jumping over rainbows. They live in candy mountain, and are on the endangered species list because meth-zombie poachers are always shooting them. It rumored that a horn from a vampire unicorn can go for as much as 6 grams of meth and 4 interracial hand jobs.
Holy shit! I just a meth addict dragging a vampire unicorn down that aly...someone call the game and fish!
by 7xwinner May 20, 2011
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