Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020

TUG

Thotup Gang is a brotherhood in Madison that is mistaken for a gang... They are truly ruthless.... don't duck from no opps and are the new savages in Madison...

Otg boy: TUK
TUG boy: Ones..?
Otg boy: Wassup
TUG boy: I'm finna bang yo boa... no cap

by TU Jay June 3, 2018

Nugs & a tug

Basically Netflix and Chill when you're alone. Order in some chicken nuggets (Netflix optional) and have a wank

Friend: Are you having a Netflix and Chill night?

Me: Nah they had to cancel, so just Nugs & a tug

by Phoenix light December 18, 2022

Louisiana Rub & Tug

Louisiana Rub and Tug is when a dude stands in a swap and starts masturbating using slimy swamp water as lube.

Billy’s horniness caused him to step into the swap for a Louisiana Rub & Tug to masturbate with swap slime because he didn’t have lube.

by Oooo weeee August 2, 2023

Muddy tug

Using feces as a lube for masturbation.

When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.

by Marco Porno August 14, 2015

Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder

Also known as (CNTD). The affected person will have no control over when or where they tug their nuts.

"Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was caught tugging his nuts in the kitchen"

by Wenis man January 27, 2023

Tube tugging

Tube tugging- a holiday festivity in which two men, both erect, stuff the same tube down their urethra. On the count of three, both men clench, violently flexing their pelvic muscles, and pull in opposite directions. Upon the event that the tube is jarred free or one man is three feet removed from his starting position, the opposing man wins. The loser then gets down into the fetal position, and the winner is free to release his urinary secretions on him, displaying his dominance. Any audience members are also free to release on the losing man, as losing a game of tube tug is meant to be quite humiliating.

“I could really go for a good old fashion game of tube tugging right now”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024