troies

Slang for Trojan brand Condoms (plural)

Guy 1: Aye I think i might fuck those bitches with my troies!

Guy 2: Cool, see you later.

by Mighty Thor 3 June 4, 2018

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Troy Alabama

Troy Alabama is a place full of smelly folks.

Melissa “Them boys from Troy Alabama stank”

by whatafag January 21, 2022

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Troy is a man child who sits on his couch all day, drinks beer, and sucks at Call of Duty. He tends to bitch about his life 24/7 even though life is hard, but expects you to understand what he’s going through. He will more than likely end up nowhere in life.

Oh how I pity Troy, he is just such a sad sackling.

by Holee water May 26, 2020

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troy boltoning

When someone who loves high school musical but is over the legal consent age ask for your advice on a haircut and you feel obligated to reply with a remark that is kind but unrealistic and wrong. Then the person who takes in your opinion, now uses it as advice and even more as biblical fact. This opinion roots into their head and makes decisions for them and pratically controls their life. also the user has to be over 5'1, white male, brown-ish hair and long and straight bowl cut.

that is such a troy boltoning moment smh oml omg

by TheRealzTomothy March 27, 2022

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