tortinos pizza rolls

the best thing on earth

CONSUME THE TORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS JOHN BRING ME MY LASAGNA JOHN

by EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE January 23, 2021

Tortilla pussy

It is someone that eats pussy with a corn tortilla in a girls vagina with cheese and makes them cum. It is a tradition in the Indian world and is looked down upon by many people. Pack that tortilla in my asshole vagina mustard because it taste like ketchup. Nasty how are you my nigga. You should be ashamed of your provolone cheese nigga.

Please pack that tortilla pussy in my vagina because it taste like cum in my horseradish shit.

by boody sniffer January 25, 2021

Tortoise

THE MOST BADASS ANIMAL ON THE PLANET. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A LIVING TANK.

"Damn do you see that guy over there who owns a tortoise?"
"Fucking badass"

by LiverGiver February 11, 2021

Torti

A flock of turtles gathered in their masses

Look, a heard of torti are over in the mud

by Nega chin March 25, 2021

tortetts

haha got you asshole

i fooled you bc i told you tortetts

by fooled you April 2, 2021

tortilous

a random students turtle

this is my turtle named tortilous

by Linear Equations May 3, 2021

Tortoiseun

The act of being slow.

You are being extremely tortoiseun!

by SipdarmaanBahaSimpson June 10, 2021